You Never Had It So Good.

today is my girlfriend's birthday! happy birthday to youu..happy birthday to you..happy birthday to

hahahahahahaha. YAY. i swear this was not done by me. well....maybe it was. HAHAHAHA. IM ON HOLIDAY. DONT JUDGE ME.

well i can agree that megan fox is no more hot since shes married now (if you look closer at the picture it has 'brian' tattooed at her hip for brian austin green ugh) but she still was every schoolboy's fantasy when she appeared in transformers. YOWZA.

when kah hoo asked me to choose between brooklyn decker or megan fox FROM transformers...i initially thought i would go with brooklyn but then again.....MEGAN FOX. hahahahaha. i was split and till date i can't really decide. hahahaha. :P

peekaboo! LOL.

but i have sworn my everlasting loyalty to megan fox by never replacing her as my wallpaper since the dawn of ages. so happy birthday megan fox and may you continue to bring joy to guys all around the world. hahahhaa.

ANYHOO. I AM SO HAPPYYYY. its been awhile since i been happy hahahaha. but waking up at 11, still in pjs at 2, eating lunch at 3. man that is the LIFE.

but that really wasn't it. I RECEIVED A PRESENT. like 2 months after my birthday. hahahaha.

what would my mama doooo. uh oh uh oh. kah hoo bought me pixie lott's album. for some reason. hahahahaha. i actually know..THREE pixie lott songs. hahahahaha. hopefully this album gets me liking pixie lott more. and and and and and this album actually has ONE ticket of her showcase next week. sooo....i dun really have a clue what to do with it yet. hahahahahhaa. but we'll see. LOL. thanks gayboy less than three. hahahaha.

but but but that really wasn't it too. since getting unifi for the past 2 months, the speed was really tremendous. POWERFUL. FAST. not like the streamyx service we used to have over the years. HOWEVER, more often that not my speed sucked. it would drop to less than 1mb. and hang. my connection would die. it would disconnect. it wasn't really what people were saying.

to imagine iain was about to ban for me life from dota cause i kept dropping out of games. hahahahaha. to IMAGINE..i was about to get a new router for my unifi after hearing lots of people complaining bout the router.

HOWEVER, my engineering got me thinking WHAT IF

well what if it was my computer's fault? see. this thing

called the kkb antennae, was all the while facing the wall. since its behind my computer. SO i turned my cpu around. for it to face out. and you know what. my signal strength powered up X 2.

*facepalm* hahahahhaa. but honestly im so glad that i thought of that. IM SO SMART. hahahahhahaa. so to be fair, it seems that my unifi just came about yesterday. TADAAA. i now feel the full power of unifi. hahahaha.

well i was going for 'BLOWN AWAY' but i guess this will do. at least google seems to think so. hahahaha. okay byebye. oh i also posted a tear dropping post on shu fen's blog. *sobs* hahhahahaha. BYE.

How many special people change.

Times Like These.

i was crest-fallen. depressed. in a state of disbelief. 4 minutes before i was elated. jumping. cheering.

hahahah this was ah pher's face when 10-man qpr were 2-1 up. lol.

ugh. in my lifetime, i never seen anything quite like this. except how mu won at nou camp 1999. SOLSKJAERRR.

it a quite similar fashion, except mu were on the receiving end. again. crest-fallen. depressed. disbelief. these are understatements on how i felt.

i was there to see it all happen. i was there. and i'll be there to see how we win it back next season. its true that man city are centuries away from what mu have achieved till date, but lets just hope its not a new era, where money does really buy titles.

in the new shift of power, like in spain (madrid over barcelona), germany (dortmund over bayern), italy (juventus over milan), i personally hope that we'll give them a run next year. its okay. you win sometimes, you lose sometimes. it was probably the worst way of losing but we had our fair share of sucking this year. ): there there. its okay. i'll sing you a song. soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr...

and here's a picture of maria menounos to wipe all your sorrows. hahahahhahaa.

holidays are mad boring. hahaha. 2 more weeks for me to get my report done and i think im 60% done. WAZHA.

and here's proof that mcdonalds brought back grilled chicken foldover FOR ME! hahahhaaha. maybe not. but i like to think so. hahahahahaha.

"please bring back the Grilled Chicken Foldover and please please please please please please make the twister fries available all year round(that has not come true yet lol)

toodles.

here's to all you avril lavigne fans. hahahaha. LOL. ew.

Regrets Collect Like Old Friends.

hello. my name is agent lim.

i'll be bringing you today's news as sir justin the awesome is slacking at home while celebrating mother's day. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

sir justin wishes to say that while he would like to write a mother's day post, he already did write a heart-wrenching one last year. Therefore, he will be sitting this one out.

In recent news, sir justin got a new semi-pro camera from his momma. WASSAP. SNAP SNAP SNAP. actually its not his. nor does he have any special interest in photography. it would be weird if the empress bought him a camera on empress day. but while he has one at home, he can now take awesome pictures. :D

in related news, in conjunction with mother's day, Dr. Gan Huey Ting turns 21!

yi may got her a giant pretty card. jeles. hahaha. we did a mini celebration at publika, which is 2400 light years away. (DAMN FAR)

suprise! i wonder how she still got suprised. we always suprise her. hahaha.

thanks to yi may for everything. from organising, to getting nervous cause huey ting arriving early, for the pictures and everything. its awesome to have friends like these. they just do everything. LOL.

clockwise from top left: gerry and boyfriend, dr gan birthday girl huey ting, unknown friend who is standing too close (GRR lol), ian, wkie's ex mary jane parker, wkie, handsome face lim, dentist chan organiser yi may

and to mark off today's final day of epl, here's to the awesome season and to hoping that qpr shuts out man city. we all should do a little prayer for tony fernandes' team.

in honour of mother's day, here i list the hottest moms that i wish were my BEST FRIEND/NEIGHBOUR's mom. cause if they were your mom..it would be weird. LOL. stalking your best friend's/neighbour's mom..still weird but i guess still acceptable. hahahahaha.

no 5. SYLVIE VAN DER VAART

being a football fan, you have to know whose wife is the hottest. and van der vaart is one lucky guy. hahahaha. mm.

no 4. JESSICA ALBA

jessica alba needs no introduction. i will her cut her grass anytime. mmmm.

no 3. heidi klum

she's recently divorced from seal. so maybe she could use some help around the house. hahahahhahaha.

no 2. alessandra ambrosio

for this victoria secret model, i'll babysit, clean her house, cut her grass and then watch her milk her baby. i'm thirsty. HAHAHAHAHA.

no 1. KATE BECKINSALE

cmon. wouldn't she be the hottest mom ever. hahahahaha.

sir justin the great is on leave indefinitely as he overcomes his sorrows after discovering through the hard way that all girls are annoying and that the term 'friend-zoned' is true. he has discovered that he is now being 'friendzoned' by dr gan, dentist chan, annoying wkie, and 24 other girls out there.

that's all i have for today. signing off, this is agent lim. you will now look into this light.

PIEW. the men in black does not exist.

toodles. (:

Nobody knows this feeling like I do.

It's Always Darkest Before The Dawn.

pretty smile, small eyes, long black smooth hair, laughs like a humming bird, smart, funny but she ain't it. HOW is even being hopeful any use nowadays anymore. HOW. tell me. seriously tell me. i'm waiting.

WHAT IS THIS PUNY THING CALLED LURVEEEEE. ISSIT THE LOURVE?

ISSIT THE CURVEEEE.

ISSIT A NERF GUN.

ISSIT brooklyn decker wearing ONLY enough clothes to cover her assets?

ooo ooo issit that iron man mark 3 from kotobukiya?

sigh. you can't even imagine how depressed i am. WHY. WHY DIDNT CISSE SCORE. STUPID CISSE. WHY.

"i even missed out manchester getting that one point. =/ OH WELL. CHAMPIONS LADS! ya know, i dont mind we dont win the epl next season, as long liverpool doesnt win it. hahahaha. from 7-18 to 19-18, haters still have to acknowledge that is pretty decent. CHAMPIONS."

may 17th 2011

guess i really do mind. lol.

WHY IS THE NEW FOLDOVER SO FRIGGIN SMALL. i remembered it be bigger. in my memory. somehow. when i had all those life-changing moments with a McDonald Grilled Chicken Foldover. hahahaha. sure as hell does not look so big. but it does still taste awesome. mmmm.

she's just about everything i wished a girl would be. like if there was a perfect girl, it would be MEGAN FOX. or BROOKLYN DECKER. orrr TAEYEON. hahahahaha.

what i really meant what if there was a perfect girl that i would date, it would be so her. like she would be it. she would have been my megan fox + brooklyn decker + tae yeon in 1. although its impossible to have someone like that. i guess it would look like a monster. hahahaha.

but i guess life is always meant to be taking away things to prepare for greater things. I STILL BELIEVE.

okay im ready to admit holidays are making me crazy. hahahahaha.

BEST GLEE SONG OF ALL TIME.

*sobs*

byebye.

Bro code #240: A bro will not ever snag another bro’s girlfriend under any circumstance. This also applies if the girl is a girlfriend of a guy who is a friend of a bro ( who is not a direct bro)

UNLESS. The girl is hot. LOL.

her = goal

him = goalkeeper

me = papiss cisse

no keeper is gonna stop me from scoring.

shake it out, shake it out