Bombs Away.

happee new year! sad new year =(

tong tong =(

previous post obviously not done by me. hahaha. so is the background. GIRLY. but what up. I LIKE IT. hahahahaha. i lazy to change d la. lol. :D hee.

shu fen forced me to blog about new year resolutions. i on the other hand. DO NOT believe in crap like that. hahahahaha. aww. ok. fine. ONE resolution. and we'll see if more come along the way. =)

1. have more fun. even it involves making fun of myself.

:i dare you to wear this hat around later.

i say what up and challenge accepted. hahahahahahaha. later im walking around in a mall with ppl staring and i say what up and happy new year! HEE. LOL.






: wear this hat instead. and i belanja you sup kambing.
: expensive sup kambing wor. 6 bucks.
: best 6 bucks ever spent.
: i agree. hahahahahaha.


challlenge accepted! how many decades do we have anyway? lol. they made me talk in a funny middle eastern accent. lol. hahahahaha.



:wei. you see! *points to sky* dai jiok zai! (a big bird!) wow. like so big.
:wowwwwww.
:you know right. everytime i shower. i see dai jiok zai also. HAHAHAHAHA.


i think i screwed up my lab test. uh oh.


and this is what you get. when you skipped the previous class.



=.=. i wanted to go to CLASS. it got cancelled. lol. i could have gone back at 3.30. i went back at 7.15. oh am gees.

:guei dou mei you. heloooo. you guei ma? HAHAHAHA.

suck balls.

doesnt feel the same anymore.
nope.
not happy happy new year.



when you wake up,
and realise it only can happen in dreams.

i'm on a highway to hell.
everything is meant to be broken.

i don't believe, i don't see.


insulted.
bla.


愛上一个女人,会 不对吗.

Happy New Year!

wo shi da ben dan.

sa sa de ben dan.
blur blur de ben dan.
hen ben hen ben de ben dan.

=D
Ben Dan.

Love Ain't The Enemy.*

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

oopsie. its the NEW YEAR. WHAT UPPPPPP. that kinda explains the background. ill CHANGE it. as soon as i can. lol.


so how did you celebrate new year's eve? who did you first call? who did you first msg? ;)

my first text msg started off with F***. crap. bad start. HAHAHAA.

anywayyyys. PICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS. oh yea wei. i went to the curve. and its crazy infested. infested. INFESTED. wrong crowd. boo. im too old for sprays sprays anymore. lol.

oh this isnt the curve. LOL. this is college. we used the lathe machine. freaking awesome. no wasnt awesome. we finished last. stupid machine.

tadaa. winner of gay picture of the day.

HAHAHA. this was suppose to be a picture of jaclyn victor on stage. i was like EH. where is she. HAHAHAHAHA. funny. shes there in picture looking like rihanna. :D JACLYN VICTOR rocked lady gaga's songs. my poke poke poke poke poke her face. lol. we were more like screaming to the song than singing actually. some malay auntie actually scolded me wei.

"eh you jerit jerit telinga saya. bodoh ah."
"eh ya ka. HEEHEHEHEHE. WEEEEEEE."

new year yo. lol. there were alot of rude people seriously.




funny thing. i dint hear the countdown. i was like. EH. EH. HUH. COUNTDOWN ALREADY. HUH WEI. NOT 2 MINUTES LEFT MEH. "BLA! BLA! BLA! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!" thats all i heard. EHHH. cacat sial. LOL. thennnnnnn i was suppose to record the fireworks. but i wasnt looking. i was calling. so i actually recorded the moon for more than 30 seconds. hahahahahahahahahaha. until kah hoo scolded me. AWESOMEE.


the crowd at curve was really the wrong crowd of people we were expecting anyway. so we left quite early. BORING. wat i did next was more fun. HAHAAHAHA.

"jasper, push push then let go. take picture."
"really meh. later you fall la stupid."

after this shot. i really fell out. HAHAHAHAHA. i hurt my toe so bad. its freaking swollen now. and its the same blardy toe without the nail. HAHAHAHAHA. zombie toe. i was trying to do my crane shot. freaking hilarious.

like like that guy in the picture. hahahaha.

we headed to kayu yum cha. met few ppl.

jasper: eh. lets go play basketball.
me: wheree. you mean now?
jasper: yea laa. kah hoo's place there.
me: crazy ah youuu. 2.30 already okay. go home laa.

2 minutes later.

me: eh. kah hoo's place there got light wan ah. it does sound kinda fun. HAHAHAHAHAHa.






againnn. the rest they say is history. we ended playing like crazy maniacs laughing like stupid people until 3 something. at one point jasper was dancing without the ball. like dribbling then turn 3 rounds without the ball. OMG. not drunk. not one drop of alcohol. HYPER. funnnn. it is stupid. but how often you get to do stupid stuff. lol.

its funny. when after one year, i dint think i would be celebrating new year's eve with the EXACT same people at the EXACT same place. happy new year buddies. =)

we shall not go to curve next year. i mean this year. gasps. we too old. we will not spray spray at innocent girls anymore. lol. or maybe we will? LOL. what up. HAPPY NEW YEAR. please treat me nice 2010. :D




honey honey honey honey. HAHAHA. weee.

FIRST POST OF 2010!

*after you seen this, you'd be like me wondering WHY THE HECK did i go to curve for to see some lameass fireworks.

credits: mr toh

How I Wish I Could Turn Back Time.

my mommy, has an alter ego. her other name is called, lilian three. just like her nemesis.


she reads feng shui and makes us shift places, and directions. like, i have to sleep towards the direction where the cock crows in the morning, or banned to use the toilet in the lucky direction or move rooms cause (insert funny name) resides in the direction in that particular year. funny things like that. im glad we have not come to wearing your pants the other way round, or carry a rabbit foot, or wear particular colours when going to sleep.


so, early this year, my mommy wore a hood, much like the emperor from star wars, and then brought out her crystal ball and said:

儿子,你的二零零八年很awesome,但是二零零九会艮awesome. 不,一定会legend,等一下,dary. LEGENDARY.

translation: son, dominoes was awesome, but pizza hut is more awesome. nay, its legend wait for it. dary. LEGENDARY.


ok. enough of that crap. my mom doesnt speak chinese for that matter. she bluff me. her feng shui lousy. lol. anyway. i look back to my year. ha!

oh. she said 2009 was going to be better than 2008 for me. lol. hahahahaha.

pictures! in no particular order. actually its in chronological order. very organised. lol.

first look at my rubella spots =/ lol. i remember it being worse than the picture. lol.

the rest, they say is history.


my song of the year: WHEEEHEEHEEHE. gee gee gee gee gee baby baby baby. seriously. what else? :P THEY HOTS.




video of the year: there were too many videos among the gang which made us laughed like crazy. but seriously. this is classic.




HAHAHAHA. die of laughter. lol. this comes pretty close though. LOL.






thats my year. certainly few memories ill hold on forever. filled with ups and downs. but yea. =) the good memories were really good. the bad ones. well. lol.


therefore, i hereby toast


to brothers,


to friendship,




to family,





to people who define you,

;)

to moments worth reliving,
to memories,
to love,


to new beginnings,
to brighter days.



HAAPYYY NEW YEARRR! =) have a great one.


counting down the days,
till i see your face,
your beautiful smile,
the one that drives me wild.

i should be studying with my time,
instead, im thinking of rhymes.
im dying inside when we're apart.
sweetheart, you have stolen my heart.

i'm crazily missing you,
i need you, i want you.


ily ♥
justin lim.


when i knew nothing else, other than loving you.


if i wrote you a symphony,
just to say how much mean to me,
what would you do?

if only i could turn back time,
i would turn it 158 days ago.
losing you was the hardest thing ever,
and what i'll give to have you back.

the end.
c'est la vie.


always have, always will.

If My Heart Was A House.

owlcity.owlcity.owlcity.owlcity.owlcity.owlcity.owlcity.owlcity.owlcity.



I FELL. MASUK LONGKANG. yesterday.
it was fun. lol. my hand hurts. boo.

I WOKE UP AT 8 AND WENT TO COLLEGE FOR A 2 o CLOCK CLASS.
class got cancelled. and then 5 hours break. oh am gees.
for first time in my life, i was sad cause a class was cancelled. lols.

short post. yeeeee mou.
whats up for new year's eve? =)
urgh. new year. =/
if things werent that complicated.



if my heart was a house,
you would be home.
if my heart was a compass,
you'd be north.

whereever i turn,
my heart leads me back to you.


this is day 50 without you.
was it all that long ago,
if it was, why am i the only idiot counting.
i cant seem to move on.

Greatest Time Of The Year.

say goodbye to the last weekend of 2009. we'll never know what await us around the corner. 2010! HERE WE COME.


first of all. my zombie toenail. which became black. cause a zombie bit it. it..wait for it. CAME OUT. the whole nail. LOL. yuck. no pictures. cause YUCK. i dun even wanna look at it. hahahaha. all i see is FLESH. EW.


so christmas came and went =) i had a quite awesome christmas. how was yours? lol. I REFUSE TO CHANGE MY LAYOUT. =( ill change it when i have the time. =/ lol.


anywayyyy. christmas dinner at ah toh's place =) i dint take much pictures. busy eating. WHEEEEE.

pher-pher-phergielicious

ahh. the traditional give exchanging. there's even one thats wrapped in a wedding wrapper. LOL. oh the bolster was the prized possesion. everybody was fighting for it. lol.

after losing the bolster. LOL.

"who buy wan. who buy wan. for who wan. FOR ME?" belated birthday present :)

I WANTED THE MOUSE. i suck in one two jus. LOL.

MATA TERTUTUP. hahahahaha.

lol. i lost all. and i had to get back my own present. HAHAHA. its alright. we all had fun. i laughed till my throat got sore. LOL.


the very next day. we headed to sunway LAGOOOOOON. god knows when the last time i went there. maybe when i was like a lil kid. we went damn early. like TEN.

goddammmit. so the many ppl.

we couldnt take pictures after that. no cameras and stuff. but our activity was. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. and WAIT. we waited ONE HOUR for the tickets. we waited ONE hour for the FLUME RIDE. we waited HALF AN hour for the water rides. it was blardy packed. but lalala. fun la. tiring. boo. we not going back to sunway lagoon already.


it was so stupid. we wanted to sit the pirate ship. first time, NO BAGS ALLOWED. so keep in locker first. and since we going to the water after that. we all got ready and water suited up. (half naked). then we went again to the pirate ship. KENA PAKAI BAJU. wah dulan. ok play water first. then it rained. IT RAINED. LIGHTING. PIRATE SHIP CLOSED. no we dint get to see the pirate in the end. lol. tadaaaa.



my parents suprised me with a present. lalala. billabong. lalala. :D thank you mommy papa. weee.



CHRISTMAS. gone =( boo. i have classsssss on new year's eve. yuck. thats about it. im starving now. A&W? :D



where the lines overlap.

There's nothing i can say to you,

Nothing i could ever do to make you see,

What you mean to me.

Why do we miss what we never had.

WHAT UPPP. too much. hahahahaha.

Merry Christmas! =) HEE. hope u all have a blast. anyway. every year, people all over the world help save mother earth, stop global warming that will one day consume us all. its true. mmhmm. im environment consious now. its a christmas miracle! more on that later. after the break. LOL.

uni blackout boo. universiti TENGA NASIONAL. boo. boo. boo.

michelle LUM is YUM MEE! HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. so FUN NEE. LOL.

"iain's privates this small HEHEHEHE" caught red handed. lol.

christmas EVE. we had only one class. so the awesome. we hit SUNWAY. and partied like kings. well not really. hahahaha. we watched bodyguards and assasins, quite the awesome. when i saw leon lai i went HOLY CRAP. i dint even noe it was him. lol.

ming, hooo.

he likes me. hahaha. but i think the mommy was thinking that i was going to kidnap him or something. lol. hahaha. SO CUTE.

ok break is over. every year, millions of ppl join forces to stop the evil megatron. oops. i mean. every year scientists are trying to save mother earth who are dear to us yes. BUT. every christmas eve and new year eve, thousands buy cans of snow-like material to spray harmless girls. well i only sprayed at girls. it was only fun that way. hahahahahahaha. oh yes. CFC or chloroflorocarbon i think, are released and DESTROY the OZONE LAYER, which in turn heats planet earth, which in turns causes global warming, which causes ice glaciers to melt which in turn causes 2012. holy bazooka.





BUT what the heck. its fun. we bought 11 bottles between 3 of us. HAHAHAHA. the rule of the day was to say SPOT. when you spotted a hot girl. and include coordinates if possible. if the SPOT turns out to be a erm..ohhhh false alarm. u say SPOY. like...spoil. so like. SPOT. SPOT. WEI. SPOT. EH. SPOTTT. with THREE T's. HAHAHAHA.

we even took a picture. HA. LOL. her name is megan. her number is 0175674588. ok im kidding. LOL.

sunway kinda okay okay only la. not so happening as expected. the party ended quite early. so boooooooo. we took it indoors. vandalism. horrrrr. totally kah hoo's idea. really. ok maybe it was mine. LOL.


:weii. got camera how.
:er. do we go to jail? HAHAHAHAHA.
:spray anot?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

ok i drew the smiley. but kah hoo totally sprayed on the nipples. i mean breasts. i mean bra. i mean glass. i learn new chinese word. ru tou. wo wan ru tou. means have a nice day :D ok it means i play nipples. HAHAHAHA. DGDFGDFGdflkhdjfghdiht. LOL. we're sorry GUESS and XIXILI. HAHAHAHAHA.

that was my christmas eve. :D how was yours? jiggit jiggit. i eat a HAM BA GAA. bbq later. WOOHOO. im sweeeepy.





The world would be a lonely place,
Without the one that puts a smile on your face.

missing what that has been missing.
if letting go was all that easy.

merry christmas. =)